PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon